20 ornaments. 20 moods. Pick yours. Chronically Festive is a Y2K-chrome Christmas collection for people who do the holidays their own way: the introvert at 1% social battery, the gamer respawning in 2027, gym rats, red flags, main characters, goths and certified chaos agents.
New in vol. 2: Delulu Is the Solulu, Out of Office Until January, Plant Parent of the Year, Cats > People, Overthinking Everything, Touch Grass (Christmas Edition), Bed Rot Season, Online Shopping Is Cardio, Blame It on Mercury Retrograde and Group Chat Survivor.
Every ornament hangs from the same knurled chrome cap and carabiner clip, with chrome-type slogans. Heavyweight Comfort Colors tees and garment-dyed crewnecks, made to order. Ships to the US and Canada.
