Blame It on Mercury Retrograde — Christmas Ornament T-Shirt
A swirling orange-and-turquoise planet ornament with a holographic ring. It is not you, it is the planets.
Part of Chronically Festive by Tiny Giant Studio: Y2K-chrome Christmas ornaments, one for every mood (vol. 2). Every ornament hangs from the same knurled chrome cap and carabiner clip, with chrome-type slogans. Pick yours.
Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee: 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, relaxed unisex fit.
Made to order. For holiday delivery, order early; production and shipping estimates appear at checkout. Artwork created with AI assistance and visually reviewed.
Also in this design: Crewneck Sweatshirt. Explore all twenty moods in Chronically Festive.
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