Official paperwork for unofficially avoiding people. Stamps, forms, and tiny bureaucratic absurdities for life on a low social battery. Pepper and Graphite. Your absence has been approved.
Funny introvert shirts dressed up as office documents: an approval stamp for staying home, an empty chair that checks in for you, a reply queue moving at snail speed. Dry humor for homebodies, slow texters, and anyone whose social battery hits 1% by noon. Printed front and back on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 tee, with our tiny De Kleine Baas emblem.