{"product_id":"blame-it-on-mercury-retrograde-christmas-ornament-t-shirt","title":"Blame It on Mercury Retrograde — Christmas Ornament T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eA swirling orange-and-turquoise planet ornament with a holographic ring. It is not you, it is the planets.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/chronically-festive\"\u003eChronically Festive\u003c\/a\u003e by Tiny Giant Studio: Y2K-chrome Christmas ornaments, one for every mood (vol. 2). Every ornament hangs from the same knurled chrome cap and carabiner clip, with chrome-type slogans. Pick yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eComfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee: 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, relaxed unisex fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order. For holiday delivery, order early; production and shipping estimates appear at checkout. Artwork created with AI assistance and visually reviewed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAlso in this design:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/products\/blame-it-on-mercury-retrograde-christmas-ornament-crewneck-sweatshirt\"\u003eCrewneck Sweatshirt\u003c\/a\u003e. Explore all twenty moods in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/chronically-festive\"\u003eChronically Festive\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tiny Giant Studio","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":59271238484342,"sku":"TGS12-09-tee-73196","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":59271238517110,"sku":"TGS12-09-tee-73199","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Violet","offer_id":59271238549878,"sku":"TGS12-09-tee-79091","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":59271238582646,"sku":"TGS12-09-tee-73200","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":59271238615414,"sku":"TGS12-09-tee-73203","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Violet","offer_id":59271238648182,"sku":"TGS12-09-tee-79092","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":59271238680950,"sku":"TGS12-09-tee-73204","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":59271238713718,"sku":"TGS12-09-tee-73207","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Violet","offer_id":59271238746486,"sku":"TGS12-09-tee-79093","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":59271238779254,"sku":"TGS12-09-tee-73208","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":59271238812022,"sku":"TGS12-09-tee-73211","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Violet","offer_id":59271238844790,"sku":"TGS12-09-tee-79094","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":59271238877558,"sku":"TGS12-09-tee-73212","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":59271238910326,"sku":"TGS12-09-tee-73215","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Violet","offer_id":59271238943094,"sku":"TGS12-09-tee-79095","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":59271238975862,"sku":"TGS12-09-tee-79114","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Violet","offer_id":59271239008630,"sku":"TGS12-09-tee-79166","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":59271239041398,"sku":"TGS12-09-tee-79169","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1029\/2631\/9990\/files\/12000077981652408755_2048.jpg?v=1794057820","url":"https:\/\/tinygiantshop.com\/products\/blame-it-on-mercury-retrograde-christmas-ornament-t-shirt","provider":"Tiny Giant Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}